Courtney’s Books: Spartan

I keep trying but how many times can I do this to myself. Its like a teenager wants to be a writer and has lots of support from some grownups.

I found it hard to write background information into a story without blatantly having one character turn to another and just say “hey Jeff, ya know you and have been friends for 17 years now and we met when I found you in the street doing blah blah blah” and that kind of ham-fisted crap. Well that’s only one of those. I’m horrified by the opening sentence as well. He actually refers to the main character as “the spy”. As in: “the spy sat in the dark, watching the open field”. Or whatever. And the opening line is “are you sure I won’t be killed today?”.

I’ve made it 3 pages into this thing and after several attempts I have to admit defeat. I unfortunately am not twelve years old so I cringe at stuff like this. I guess I’m also just not a big enough man for this kind of writing either.

Dammit, I’m out of books and there’s still six more days of tour and a 17 hour flight.

COURTNEY TAYLOR-TAYLOR

2012, Books, courtney taylor-taylor

The Dandy Warhols

Date City Venue Country
Tour: 2024-12 30th Anniversary
12/02/24 Los Angeles, CA Moroccan Lounge US
Time: 7:00pm. Address: 901 1st St. with guests Tremours Buy Tickets
12/03/24 Los Angeles, CA Moroccan Lounge US
Time: 7:00pm. Address: 901 1st St. with Bysts Buy Tickets
12/04/24 Los Angeles, CA Moroccan Lounge US
Time: 7:00pm. Address: 901 1st St. with Escape Artist Lovers Buy Tickets
12/06/24 San Francisco, CA Bimbo’s 365 US
Time: 7:00pm. Address: 1025 Columbus. with Pink Breath Of Heaven Buy Tickets
12/07/24 San Francisco, CA Bimbo’s 365 US
Time: 7:00pm. Address: 1025 Columbus. with Secret Smiles Buy Tickets
12/11/24 Portland, OR Mission Theater US
Time: 7:00pm. Address: 1624 NW Glisan. Venue phone: 503-223-4527. ** Little Cloud Records Showcase with LSD & The Search For God, Sun Atoms, and Tremours ** Buy Tickets
12/12/24 Portland, OR Crystal Ballroom US
Time: 7:00pm. Address: 1332 W. Burnside. Buy Tickets
12/13/24 Portland, OR The Odditorium US
Time: 7:00pm. ** Odditorium Fan Party Event – No Band Performance ** Buy Tickets
12/14/24 Tacoma, WA Spanish Ballroom US
Time: 7:00pm. Address: 565 Broadway. Buy Tickets
12/15/24 Tacoma, WA Spanish Ballroom US
Time: 11:00am. Address: 565 Broadway. ** Special Fan Brunch – No Band Performance** Buy Tickets
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“Danzig With Myself (featuring Black Francis)”
“The Summer Of Hate”

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