Author: Courtney Taylor-Taylor

The Glass Ball

Me and Fatty, The Dutch Masters, are playing at a pretty cool benefit this Saturday. It’s for 2 organizations that provide job experience & music resources for homeless kids in Portland. There will be an auction of glass orbs that local artists have done and a bunch of other things that could make for cheap, nifty Christmas presents. These people do really good work and it’ll be super fun. Voodoo Doughnuts, a marching band, Hot Dog on a Stick, aerial acrobats, a drag queen and Kevin and Anita from Viva Voce are playing too. So come down and throw a little money around. It’ll be amazing. Check out
www.pdxydc.org

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Taylor Rules

Here are some guidelines set down from The New World Book of Taylors.  As there have been Taylors coming to the new world dating back to the early 1700’s, apparently there needed to be rules for them. Us.

Rules for Taylors

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The Wolfmen

Here’s a track from a record Jacob and I mixed.  They’re called The Wolfmen.  It’s a couple guys from Adam and the Ants with a dude from Massive Attack (and others) and Sinead O’Conner even sings on one.  The record is fantastic and has just been picked up by Sony for release in March. This track is about Marilyn Monroe so I call it “Marilyn Monroe”.  Not sure what they’ll call it.

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Once More

Alright, this fuckin book A Fraction of the Whole is turning out to be the most amazing book I have ever read.  Who is this fuggin guy?  It is so micro detailed with style and deep meaning and experience that it would not surprise me to hear that it was actually a project involving like forty writers and then the single greatest editor in the history of the english language.  Really! Who is this fuckin guy?
I am exactly as exasperated whilst reading it as I am by Oscar Wilde or PG Wodehouse.  Or fuggin Shakespeare for that matter.  But its modern. Its all that, and in the language I most understand.
Jesus.  You gotta see this to believe it.

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A Fraction Of The Whole

Okay I’m only about seventy pages in but I keep feeling like this is my favorite book ever.  About every other page I just get overwhelmed.  Amazing. Jeez this guy is so deeply wise and funny as hell.

A Fraction of the Whole

UPDATE 10/14/09: I just had a friend ask me what he should read next.  Alright, let me just say again, read this book.  It is still blowing my mind every day. Amazing in every way.  Best book ever.  Holy.

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Edgar Allan Poe’s Funeral

Poe Funeral

Apparently not having had one when he died, Baltimoreans staged a funeral for the great/young/dead man Edgar Allan Poe this Sunday.  I really would’ve liked to have been there in my  turn of the century tux and topper with maybe just a little blood seeping from an open wound.

Here is the local newspaper page from the day of his death including his obit.

DREADFUL CALAMITY We learn from a correspondent, that the Rev. James Nicols, of Caroline Conty, Md., who has for a long time been laboring under an aberation of mind, on Thursday last, shot dead Miss Julie Nichols. …

STRAYED from home on Friday, 5th instant, a  COLORED BOY namde BILL, about ten years old, slightly marked with small pox. … All persons are warned not to harbor said boy, at the peril of the law…

DEATH OF EDGAR A. POEWe regret to learn that Edgar A. Poe, Esq., the distinguished American poet, scholar and critic, died in this city yesterday morning, after an illness of four or five days. This announcement, coming so sudden and unexpected, will cause poignant regret among all who admire genius, and have sympathies for the frailties too often attending it. Mr. Poe, we believe, was a native of this state, though reared by a foster father at Richmond, Va., where he lately spent some time on a visit. He was in the 38th year of his age.

FITS! FITS!! FITS!!! HART’S VEGETABLE EXTRACT is the only remedy for EPILEPSY, a FALLING SICKNESS, CONVULSIONS, SPASMS, &c. …

THE SEWING MACHINE, which attracted so much attention at the Fair, has been removed to the corner of Baltimore and South streets, where the public can witness its operation.

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The Dandy Warhols

Date City Venue Country
Tour: 2024-12 30th Anniversary
12/02/24 Los Angeles, CA Moroccan Lounge US
Time: 7:00pm. Address: 901 1st St. with guests Tremours Buy Tickets
12/03/24 Los Angeles, CA Moroccan Lounge US
Time: 7:00pm. Address: 901 1st St. with Bysts Buy Tickets
12/04/24 Los Angeles, CA Moroccan Lounge US
Time: 7:00pm. Address: 901 1st St. with Escape Artist Lovers Buy Tickets
12/06/24 San Francisco, CA Bimbo’s 365 US
Time: 7:00pm. Address: 1025 Columbus. with Pink Breath Of Heaven Buy Tickets
12/07/24 San Francisco, CA Bimbo’s 365 US
Time: 7:00pm. Address: 1025 Columbus. with Secret Smiles Buy Tickets
12/11/24 Portland, OR Mission Theater US
Time: 7:00pm. Address: 1624 NW Glisan. Venue phone: 503-223-4527. ** Little Cloud Records Showcase with LSD & The Search For God, Sun Atoms, and Tremours ** Buy Tickets
12/12/24 Portland, OR Crystal Ballroom US
Time: 7:00pm. Address: 1332 W. Burnside. Buy Tickets
12/13/24 Portland, OR The Odditorium US
Time: 7:00pm. ** Odditorium Fan Party Event – No Band Performance ** Buy Tickets
12/14/24 Tacoma, WA Spanish Ballroom US
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12/15/24 Tacoma, WA Spanish Ballroom US
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