Mata Hari

(1931)

Garbo is quite cool but its still just a goofy little ride featuring the goofiest dance number in the history of film, the poor dear.

How Green Was My Valley

(1941)

I love the Welsh, John Ford, Maureen O’Hara and Roddy Mcdowell but this is still a gruelling two hour bout with near suicidal depression any way you slice it.

Idiocracy

(2006)

After recently touring the midwest I couldn’t help but think that everyone who came to our shows must feel like Luke Wilson in this movie at least a little bit every day except without the hijinks and hilarity..

Mondovino

(2004)

It is either interviews with only awful people or only interviews making people look like awful people.

Echelon Conspiracy

(2009)

Goofy, goofy and goofy.

Terminator Salvation

(2009)

Not a terrible way to spend the afternoon but  the hammiest of ham writing with super mega action budget signified the end of the terminator series for me.

The Lion in Winter

(1968)

The overwritten modern dialogue can’t stop the sheer genius of this overwritten modern dialogue set in the court of Henry II and Elanor of Aquitania.

Let The Right One In (DUBBED)

(2008)

Easily one of the coolest movies I’ve ever seen (even though the translation and dubbing sounded like it was done by some first year Romanian ESL students in the Netflix version I saw).

Marjoe

(1972)

With the assistance of the fast forward button this became quite an interesting short film.

Withnail & I

(1987)

SECOND REVIEW : I don’t just love this movie I want to BE this movie so from now on can everyone just call me Courtney “Withnail and I” Taylor-Taylor or something?