TDW NYE CHI
Chicago’s one classy burg, see? It was a no brainer to say where we were gonna throw down our New Years spats. Say, Mac, what’s the word in the Windy City — lay it on me straight, pops! What’s the vapor on the lips of all those classy dames? The Dandy Warhols laying out 2008 on a slab, smuggle in 2009 on the sly. Two and one half hours of Dandy Warhol greats at the Metro . That’s a pretty hot ticket! It fell off a truck, you can’t prove nothin’ copper! Now listen here, this ain’t not flophouse shindig, see? Naw, they don’t call ’em “dandys” for nothin’. They’re real fancy pants, see? And you better be too! Slick your hair back, get those shoes shined, wear somethin’ extra formal so’s you don’t embarrass yer ma.
Are ya listenin’ to me, kid? You got rhubarb in your ears? This is the real deal, I’m tellin’ ya! VIP seats , fancy hooch, gen-u-ine artwork for to prove you was there. it’s like ya croaked and woke up a god damned Rockefeller! And how!
Getcha tix.
