Mission Impossible II

(2000)

I can only tell you that there is some seriously goofy business going on in the first 19 or so minutes.

Hunger Games

(2012)

Lord of the Flies meets Dr. Who.

Elysium

(2013)

It had a really good poster.

Hear And Now

(2007)

In this 85 minutes I think i learned more about what people are than in any other 85 minutes.

This Is The End

(2013)

Well its kinda like THE END OF THE OLD AS WE KNEW IT except then it’s super ultra mega.

Turtle: The Incredible Journey

(2011)

Holy moley you cannot make this shit up.

Super 8

(2011)

Iron Giant meets The Gooneys on steroids and swearing like they’re The Bad News Bears is awesome.

Upside Down

(2012)

How can you pull off such an incredibly difficult and visionary undertaking but then fuck up on the easy parts?

Game of Thrones, Downton Abbey, Sherlock

Since I don’t see them til they’ve been going for years I love this new trend in cinema where they make like an 80 hour movie and every 50 minutes they give you the option to stop.

Troy

(2004)

Ajax doesn’t die in the Iliad nor was he a giant biker but besides that its pretty awesome.

Oz The Great and Powerful

(2013)

Oh my god it’s amazing.

The Great Gatsby

(2013)

So inappropriately cast that even I couldn’t make it to wherever it is that Leonardo DiCaprio comes in.

Cloud Atlas

(2012)

Reminds me of the girls I used to date: deep sad beautiful and a total fucking mess.

Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters

(2013)

Life in the Dark Ages was hard and bloody because all they had to fight witches with was some holy water, a repeating crossbow, two grenade launching assault rifles and a 65mm Gattling gun.