Hey, what’s up. Stones were awesome. Yeah, they like us. Trent’s been cool too.

Our only UK gig this year will be October 2nd show at London’s Electric Ballroom. It’s gonna be a hot ticket, so we’re going to offer an exclusive pre-sale for our fans, because we know sometimes you cats get crowded out.

What’s going down is this: this Friday (AUG 17) morning, 9am (GMT), we’re going to have an exclusive pre-sale link that will, with the power pf the interweb, only work from our MySpace blog, dig it? So you have to be our (MySpace) friend to buy the tickets. That should offer you some breathing room (not mouth breathing room). But you’re going to have to act fast, as only one hundred fifty tickets will be made available via this route.

Get the idea? It maybe best to just stay up all night if you’re not one to get up at such an stupid hour.

Later, rockers.

The Upsidedown are supercool, weird old-school Portland style, back when the Pearl was still train tracks and bums, back when Stark was still dangerous, back before Tres Shannon was the donut czar of PDX and ran the most hip all-ages spot in the city, the X-ray. This old-style, superhip, superhot, strangely sixties go-to-Mt. Tabor with some shrooms and a smile. The Upsidedown have been tagged as “it”.

Check out Jsun and The Upsidedown and buy their record (one out now, one coming out like soon). Someone can buy your rounds this weekend, we’re sure of it.

And, oh, hey, we have some new stuff coming out soon. Some new threads, some new brick-a-brack — all not so spendy, no need to check your tag color for today’s half-off. (Thrift store humor. This weeks color tag + stapler = 1940s peacoat for fifty cents.) We’ll let you know, as usual.

Love to you.

Dates have been added for this summer on our shows page. A couple of shows with The Stones, on with Nine Inch Nails, and a couple of festivals, including our first ever trip to Romania. Check it out.

Yeah, hey. What’s up.

We just decided that we’re gonna throw together a show in Portland with our friends The Upsidedown. It’s going to be at the Wonder on the 28th, and tickets are only ten bucks. One night stand. Should be fun.

Nice one.

Yeah, hey. We’re playing in Mexico City October 19th with The Killers and Louis XIV at this festival called Motorokr. Tickets are on sale July 20. We’ll see you there, man.

Hey all. Everything is running smooth as can be. We’re back from Canada. Working on some amazing recordings. Don’t worry you’ll hear more Dandys in the next 2 yrs than you’ve heard in the last 10. Probably. AND SOON! Check out the few Canada shirts we have left over. We’re not reprinting them. Once they’re gone, they’re gone! Look for some cool live dates we’ll be adding shortly. Can’t say anything yet, but once again we’ll shortly prove we rule.

Love and Peace Forever

Lee A Cohen
Manager
The Dandy Warhols

Hey Canada

We’re here and full up on Poutine. The border folk were very nice, nice enough that we didn’t need to get off the bus. Always a plus since it was 9am and everyone was trying to sleep of the Sasquatch fest. Sasquatch was great for us. Music on the mainstage was shut down for 2 and a half hours by the time we hit the Wookie stage. Our good friends The Black Angels warmed the crowd up for us and then The Warhols KILLED IT! Luck Canada, the band is on a roll and mega excited to be doing gigs again. Looking forward to Calgary tonight. Lots of kids coming down so if you haven’t got tickets be sure to get em. I think there is a handful left but that was last Wednesday. Check the ticket links for availability. Can’t wait to hit the mall in Edmonton tomorrow. Does the world’s biggest mall have the world’s biggest food court with the world’s biggest corn dog? I love travelling. See ya soon.

Lee A. Cohen Manager

So check it. Our friend Highway Bob whipped up this awesome new t-shirt design for us. Highway can pretty much do this kind of shit better than anyone else, so it’s a fucking honor, you know? Anyway, the thing is, with these shirts, is that they will only be available at our Canadian shows. Duhn duhn duhn. Yeah, so if you want to pick it up, you best be getting your tickets toot suite. Don’t fucking wait, either, because we can’t tell you how often people wait until the last god damned minute to buy tickets and then they sell out — they always sell out — and then they write to us asking us to sneak them in. Don’t be that deadbeat! Get your tickets TODAY.

Later, dogg.

Hey all, Western Canada is coming up sooner than ever. Bring on the Molson Canadian (I swear I like it, it’s like Budweiser but without the formaldehyde. Anyhow, tickets are still available but going fast. Especially Calgary. Oh, and besides tour, be prepared for something amazing we’re brewing here at The Oddy to pop up in the next couple of weeks… stay tuned.

Oh yeah, besides Poutine (and that’s Quebec really) does Canada have it’s own cuisine? I’m not being snide here, I’m a total foodie as they say. I love eating things. I ate a guinea pig once. Tim Hortons and Poutine. That’s all I know, but I want to know more.

The General

You’re in PDX Friday? Might consider going to the Buckman Auction Event at the Melody Ballroom. You’ll be able to see our decoupage guitar there along with all the other cool guitars from the PDX music community.

Want to help out, but for some reason you’re not allowed in the Melody Ballroom after an “incident”? Well, our guitar is on eBay. You might consider bidding on it.