…Earth To, Brute?

Well la-di-da, …Earth To The Dandy Warhols… on the iTunes. People ask — they demand to know — does the album title necessitate the ellipses? We say yes. You need the ellipses for to cushion you from a concussion of rock and roll. You wouldn’t sleep on gravel, would you? No, you would take your sweater off and lay that on the ground first.

Oh yes. Two bonus tracks are included with the iTunes purchass of …Earth To The Dandy Warhols…. A cover of “Sister Golden Hair”, and a version of “Welcome to the Third World” en francais. You also get a “digital booklet” for the record, which saves everyone on costly silver ink.

If you didn’t, do it.