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Twenty-thirteen marks the thirteenth anniversary of what we ’round these parts like to call The Last Great Classic Rock Album, one slab of plastic and ink labeled Thirteen Tales From Urban Bohemia. You guys know that one, right?

To celebrate the occasion, and in anticipation of the forthcoming reissue on cd, vinyl and ltd edition vinyl boxset, The Dandy Warhols have a few somethings special up their sleeves, up to and including what warrants my breathless words to you this very day: performance of Thirteen Tales LIVE in its perfect entirety right in front of your face. Yeah, pretty hot, huh?

Study these dates and cities with a map and calculator to determine which would be best for you:

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Because we like you best, we’re giving you the opportunity to purchase these tickets before your neighbors. Follow the link to the TICKET PRE-SALE and pre-sale your way to heaven.

I’ll be bringing you more Thirteen Tales From Urban Bohemia Thirteenth Anniversary in Twenty-thirteen news in the coming weeks. Unless I’m MURDERED!!

GOTHMAN

CTT: Shocking Water Fluoridation Video

Finally someone has gotten down to the truth on this scary biznass. And it’s a very short film.

(NaturalNews) Water fluoridation around the world is achieved through the purchase of chemically contaminated toxic waste chemicals from China which are then labeled “fluoride” and dumped into public water supplies in local cities and towns. That’s the conclusion of a shocking new mini documentary released today by the Consumer Wellness Center.

The video is now available for viewing on NaturalNews.TV:

Learn more.

COURTNEY TAYLOR-TAYLOR

Australia Overstock Items Now For Sale

Click to go to the Australia Overstock Page, s'il vous plait

Oh no, we have these shirts sitting in Melbourne and getting infested with scary poison mutant spiders not making us any money at all, and since we have been hearing shipping from the US to Australia is like $10,000 (THANKS OBAMA), we figured we’d kill two spiders birds with one stone and offer them to Aussies to buy and not have to pay the ridiculous international shipping. (Just regular ridiculous shipping.)

We’re offering the always popular Oregon Flag shirt, the 2011 Ned Kelly Tour shirt, the 2012 Australia Tour shirt, and a black tote bag, good for carrying first aide books about spider bites. See these items HERE IN OUR ONLINE STORE.

GOTHMAN

Courtney: I Love To Eat

Last night I went to see this one-man show about James Beard. I went to dinner at Blue Hour then walked around the corner to see the play. That was a perfect evening. I highly recommend it and if you don’t live in Portland I can tell you it would be worth flying in for, in my book.

The dude playing James Beard is totally amazing. Charming and brazen, wordly and world-weary. I wanted so badly to take him out to dinner or have him over to the Oddy for a nice 7 course wine pairing but then I realized, “DOH! That’s not James Beard, that’s an actor. DAMN. This guy is good.”

P.S. At Blue Hour I had Oregon Coast Kumamotos with a glass of Veuve (by the glass. Rad) and then the black cod with a risotto cake. Brought my own Croatian wine. Awesome. All was right and true in the world of food.

COURTNEY TAYLOR-TAYLOR

Zia Won, Hurray

Zia Won

gnathonic (næˈθɒnɪk)

— adj
literary deceitfully flattering; sycophantic

[C17: from Latin gnathōnicus, from Gnathō, such a character in the Eunuchus, Roman comedy by Terence]

Zia won the OnPoint Community Credit Union Celebrity Spelling Bee last night, spelling “gnathonic,” which is such a damn fine word I wonder why I have never used it, such a cartoon villain word. (My dumb computer dictionary thinks it’s spelt wrong. Oh yeah, MacBook Pro, how would YOU spell it?? Oh, no suggestions? I thought so.)

Anyway, the bee brought out such Portland luminaries as Killer Dave, the president of the Blazers, and the new mayor Charlie Hales. This event was to benefit Schoolhouse Supplies, an award-winning nonprofit that supports public education in Portland by giving students and teachers free classroom supplies. Please check out their site, and if you can, please donate.

GOTHMAN

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➡ GET LOST! In The Dandy Warhols' GIGOGRAPHY. Every show we have played.
“Alcohol and Cocainemarijuananicotine”
“Teutonic Wine”

“I’d Like To Help You With Your Problem (featuring Slash)”
“Danzig With Myself (featuring Black Francis)”
“The Summer Of Hate”

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