Slate and Foam

Well it’s obvious that we’re in the last city on earth before Antarctica.  You see how they can’t even afford whole cucumbers here?  They have to just make do with cucumber foam. Like they have one for the whole island and they just pass it around and everyone gets to us a little of its essence. And you see that plate?  It’s just a slate tile probably leftover from when they remodeled the fireplace or bathroom.

It’s a hard life here but you know what? It makes me respect these people even more.

When I drink bottled water I don’t really know what to look for so I just go for the name brand.

COURTNEY TAYLOR-TAYLOR