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Old Monkey Wiring

I watched the Blazers lose.

I went to the game and at the end I felt like it was me too who had lost.

Why?

That’s crazy.  I could have just as well rooted for Dallas.  I have about as much in common with Dirk Nowitzki as I do with any of the Portland Trail Blazers.  Am I the only one who wonders why I put myself through the emotional trauma of going to a basketball game?  When “we” got posession with thirty-ish seconds left I got an adrenaline rush that nearly stopped my heart.  It couldn’t have been worse if they had passed ME the ball.

So dumb.  It’s all that old monkey wiring still hangin around inside our poor old monkey brains.  Weird.

Oh.  Also, the plot thickens:

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH-krlgo2e8

COURTNEY TAYLOR-TAYLOR

Denver

Well I tried to think of a great Autotuned® song but I can’t.

Anyhoo I’ve been in Denver for a few days and even went skiing for a half day.  Nice.  Jeez I’m sore.  Well Denver was apparently just recently rated the most liveable city in America by someone who knows.  Puh leeez.  There’s a mall for every neighborhood and they’ve also distributed real big city ghettos so evenly that wheather you’re in a $300,000 or three million dollar neighborhood, you’re always three to eight blocks away from an actual ChicagoDetroitWashingtonDC styley ghetto.  

Here’s the only photo I took:

 

dude with a unicorn

COURTNEY TAYLOR-TAYLOR

Autotune

Alright I know how to solve this problem of Autotune® that is tearing this great nation apart.  How about we do some songs with autotune and some without?  Go ahead, call me crazy, because this is the same jibber jabber that comes from the same part of my brain that believes Dallas and Guadalajara are both cities in Texico. Like Austin. Which as soon as we have the technology will be transplanted to Eastern Oregon where it belongs.

httpvh://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9JB2ETgatI

This is one of the greatest songs without autotune.  Ever.

COURTNEY TAYLOR-TAYLOR

The Dandy Warhols

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Tour: 2024-12 30th Anniversary
12/02/24 Los Angeles, CA Moroccan Lounge US
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12/06/24 San Francisco, CA Bimbo’s 365 US
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