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Exclusive! Dandys & Trail Blazers Ltd. Ed. Shirt

Distortland Trailblazers

It’s a dream come true for The Dandy Warhols to team up with our hometown Portland Trail Blazers to bring you, our worldwide tribe of Dandy friends, this EXCLUSIVE ltd. ed. officially NBA licensed Dandy Warhols ‪‎DISTORTLAND Trail Blazers‬ tee-shirt – available for TEN DAYS ONLY and only from Teespring.

Not joking – this design will NOT be sold again after April 1st – no merch booth, no Dandys web store. So if ya wanna get in on this, you better do it now, bub.

GOTHMAN

Old Monkey Wiring

I watched the Blazers lose.

I went to the game and at the end I felt like it was me too who had lost.

Why?

That’s crazy.  I could have just as well rooted for Dallas.  I have about as much in common with Dirk Nowitzki as I do with any of the Portland Trail Blazers.  Am I the only one who wonders why I put myself through the emotional trauma of going to a basketball game?  When “we” got posession with thirty-ish seconds left I got an adrenaline rush that nearly stopped my heart.  It couldn’t have been worse if they had passed ME the ball.

So dumb.  It’s all that old monkey wiring still hangin around inside our poor old monkey brains.  Weird.

Oh.  Also, the plot thickens:

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH-krlgo2e8

COURTNEY TAYLOR-TAYLOR

NO SHOWS WHAT?

➡ GET LOST! In The Dandy Warhols' GIGOGRAPHY. Every show we have played.
“Alcohol and Cocainemarijuananicotine”
“Teutonic Wine”

“I’d Like To Help You With Your Problem (featuring Slash)”
“Danzig With Myself (featuring Black Francis)”
“The Summer Of Hate”

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