John Carter

(2012)

Why did they have to include acting?

A Dangerous Method

(2011)

damn this movie’s smart

X-Men

(2000)

Not great but for some reason I don’t mind this type of cheese

Atlas Shrugged

(2011)

They didn’t even manage to get it to look like a real movie.

Khartoum

(1966)

Not UH-MAY-ZING!!!! but in scope and beauty more like just a good old fashioned amazing.

The Help

(2011)

Fundamentally not a very good movie but I believe they had their hearts in the right place.

True Grit

(2010)

This falls into the category of Amazing Cohen Bros Movies with Squirrelly Endings.

Moneyball

(2011)

See, all you need is amazing writing, a few of the best actors on earth, god’s own director and a few million bucks and anyone can make a great movie.

The Mrs. Bradley Mysteries

“Speedy Death”

It really is amazing what a handful of British actors can do with a video camera and a couple good quality fill-lights.

Cowboys & Aliens

(2011)

It was really only about three problems which took this movie from sweet to sucks and all of them were as easily fixable as the title.

The Yes Men Fix the World

(2009)

Yes the Yes men are awesome and Yes its clear to me now just how futile it is to try and help.

Cool World

(1992)

This fiasco brings up a whole list of questions not the least of which is wtf?