The Naked Gun

(1988)

Sure I laughed a lot but then they put all the people with one line into the credits with their entire line in quotations next to their name and that’s when I nearly peed my pants.

Lady Jane

(1986)

Wow what a story and wow what a movie this will be once I’ve edited out about 30 minutes of total rubbish.

Topsy Turvy

(1999)

Who woulda guessed that a three hour movie about Gilbert and Sullivan would be a little boring?

Evil Under the Sun

(1982)

This is my favorite go-to genre for staying in and watching a movie and this is hands down my favorite movie of the genre.

Knight and Day

(2010)

Cute like an episode of Leverage but where they get to use the F word.

Waltz with Bashir

(2008)

I thought this animation was the most amazing thing I’d ever seen til the end when they do a clumsy switch to film and I suddenly felt like I just spent 90 minutes listening to a serial killer blame someone else.

The Rite

(2011)

I liked it but I also realized that when I say that Anthony Hopkins can carry anything I actually mean anything but the last 25 minutes of this almostawesome exorcism thriller.

Stone

(2010)

If you’ve got nothing better to do this is a heavy little movie with great acting and a “spiritual” ending that won’t fail to disappoint.