Lord of the Rings

(2001)

OMG saving Middle Earth is so hard every time.

Mad Max: Fury Road

(2015)

I just watched a video game for two hours because someone told me it got like 98% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Kingsmen

(2014)

 As with everyone else I avoided this film due to the trailer which advertised it as being a cheap and zany send-up of old spy movies but turns out it is powerfully deep as well as kicking a lot of ass and since I’ve watched it twice already I get the feeling this one is gonna be with me for the rest of my life.

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

(2011)

Apparently I wouldn’t make a good spy because I have no idea what just happened.

Exodus: Gods and Kings

(2014)

I musta said Holy Shit about twenty times.

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Lords of Dogtown

(2005)

I really tried but even on an airplane I couldn’t get more than a little ways in before I had to turn it off so I guess i’ll just hafta watch Dogtown.

Birdman

(2014)

If theatre has become just an excuse to write snappy dialogue then film about theatre is just  an excuse to write snappy dialogue on steroids.