I spent the afternoon at Warwick Castle yesterday. I’ve been wearing a t shirt from the place for a couple years now so it was about time.
Anyhoo, I must say it’s really worth the trip. All that medieval nonsense just sends me.
The most fascinating thing though is this waxwork of a young Winston Churchill. The man was gorgeous.
I’ve heard a couple stories of how the Brits got into WWII:
One is that they had a very old pact with Poland which left them no choice.
The one I like best is that Hitler told Churchill he would leave England alone and make him the highest ranking official in the realm if they would abolish the royal family and pay some kind of monetary tribute to Germany.
Winston Churchill told Adolph Hitler to fuck himself.
PS. Are you excited about The Dandy Warhols Are Sound coming out in two weeks? I am. I was going back and forth comparing songs on Monkey House and Are Sound the other day and was knocked out by the difference. But not how like a crazy transvestite would knock you out with an iron in her purse, no. Like how when a little kid will sing you a song and give you a hug because that’s what little kids do. That kind of knocked out. On July 14, get a hug!