Thirteen Degrees In Urban Bohemia

Listen, I know it’s cold. It’s awful and no one likes it, and anyone who says they do are just trying to be stylishly contrarian. Hey, I get, it, you want to be unique, but come on – cold is dumb.  Most of us will be delighted to find out that the weather wizards are plotting a warmer weekend. Forties?  That’s almost Mediterranean, segue, in time for our Italian Xmas Extravaganzas, or Extravaganzi?  What is the latin plural for Extravag?

Look, we are almost sold out of these tickets for admission to these shows, and I hate to think that you’re going to be shut out in sultry forty degree weather not wearing a coat.  It almost makes me sick!  Do not get shut out like all those people I refuse to text back the night of the show.  Get your tickets for Seattle (Friday 12/11 with Hawkeye) HERE.  Get your tickets for PDX (Saturday 12/12 with The Upsidedown – 21+, Sunday 12/13 with 1776 – all ages) HERE.

Sidebar, your honor:  The people would have you to know that an all ages show does not mean dry. If it pleases you to consume alcoholic beverages this Sunday at The Dandy Warhols all ages show with 1776, the Wonder Ballroom will be happy to serve those beverages to you with your proper legal identification.  Of-age and underage patrons are to be segregated so no funny business transpires.

See you at the shows.

GOTHMAN