Unhappy

Congratulations Portland!  We finally won the honor of Unhappiest City in The US.  Thanks to all the cloudy days, high suicide rates and shite economy we win!  Now maybe all those developers and business folks will think twice before adding another ‘Pearl’ to Portland.  Leave us be, leave us to our rain and grief, our coffee and cigarettes, our dark arts.  Oh wait, is that it?  Did we get even sadder now that we have to smoke outside in the rain? Is that what finally got us crowned as The Saddest?  Sadder than New Orleans, St. Louis and Detroit?  Well so be it.

Portland Business Journal

ZIA MCCABE

Portland, Zia


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Some stooge. Been runnin' things 'round here since 2000.

The Dandy Warhols

Date City Venue Country
Tour: 2024-12 30th Anniversary
12/02/24 Los Angeles, CA Moroccan Lounge US
Time: 7:00pm. Address: 901 1st St. with guests Tremours Buy Tickets
12/03/24 Los Angeles, CA Moroccan Lounge US
Time: 7:00pm. Address: 901 1st St. with Bysts Buy Tickets
12/04/24 Los Angeles, CA Moroccan Lounge US
Time: 7:00pm. Address: 901 1st St. with Escape Artist Lovers Buy Tickets
12/06/24 San Francisco, CA Bimbo’s 365 US
Time: 7:00pm. Address: 1025 Columbus. Buy Tickets
12/07/24 San Francisco, CA Bimbo’s 365 US
Time: 7:00pm. Address: 1025 Columbus. Buy Tickets
12/11/24 Portland, OR Mission Theater US
Time: 7:00pm. Address: 1624 NW Glisan. Venue phone: 503-223-4527. ** Little Cloud Records Showcase with LSD & The Search For God, Sun Atoms, and Tremours ** Buy Tickets
12/12/24 Portland, OR Crystal Ballroom US
Time: 7:00pm. Address: 1332 W. Burnside. Buy Tickets
12/13/24 Portland, OR The Odditorium US
Time: 7:00pm. ** Odditorium Fan Party Event – No Band Performance ** Buy Tickets
12/14/24 Tacoma, WA Spanish Ballroom US
Time: 7:00pm. Address: 565 Broadway. Buy Tickets
12/15/24 Tacoma, WA Spanish Ballroom US
Time: 11:00am. Address: 565 Broadway. ** Special Fan Brunch – No Band Performance** Buy Tickets
➡ GET LOST! In The Dandy Warhols' GIGOGRAPHY. Every show we have played.
“Teutonic Wine”
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“I’d Like To Help You With Your Problem (featuring Slash)”
“Danzig With Myself (featuring Black Francis)”
“The Summer Of Hate”

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