We Gotta Get Out Of This Hemisphere

I just saw some dude spray painting the lawn and sidewalk — off Lovejoy, under the 405 — white. The guy was obviously on official business, because he was wearing Jerry Seinfeld pants. When I spray paint things like that, it’s called “vandalizing”. (Art is what they call it in the year 2020 — you’ll see, Tom Potter.) However, I don’t ever recall spray painting actual living, breathing grass. Dumb.

So, our city is so stupid sometimes. Get it? (Don’t move here.) Where do we like to get away to? Our home away from home, our not so secret love, Australia. Damn straight.

28 Oct 2008 – Metro City – Perth, WA
31 Oct 2008 – The Enmore Theatre (All Ages) – Sydney, NSW

01 Nov 2008 – Stonefest – Canberra, ACT

02 Nov 2008 – Fat As Butter Festival – Newcastle, NSW

05 Nov 2008 – The Tivoli – Brisbane, Queensland

06 Nov 2008 – The Palace Theatre – Melbourne, VIC

Stay tuned, you.